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So, I was daydreaming on my way to Cedar Point, no, I wasn't driving, and hit upon a much rehashed subject, namely, Hotaru/Chibi-Usa shipping (yes, in my weird head-canon where they're all were-horses). Now, normally, I can't really imagine them going further than second-ward shortstop (making out, hands above clothing). This time, however, my brain saw fit to throw in some domination/submission play, and... well, things got heated very quickly. Which certainly says something (whether that something is commentary on how I perceive their relationship, or simply that I've been reading too much Dan Savage, I have no idea).
Things got weird after I threw in some light bondage, because that's when one of Hotaru's senior classmates took several photos with neither the lovers' knowledge, nor consent. So Hotaru went to school the next day, saw a few copies of these photos, heard the culprit bragging about how she got them, and proceeded to demonstrate how not happy she was with a punch to the face, for starters.
This occurred just in time for a member of the faculty to come around the corner, and be utterly shocked that Hotaru, who is usually no trouble at all, is beating the everloving crap out of her senpai. Of course, he let her off easy when he found out why she was doing it, because really: unprovoked assault is one thing, assault in light of the revelation that one has unwittingly and involuntarily become a child porn star is another. Senior classmate was sent to the headmaster's office while the faculty tried to figure out how to handle this.
The senior classmate is advised against pressing charges, because:
1) Stars Spoiler: Hotaru's Setsuna-mama is the best damn lawyer in the history of law.
2) In balance, assault and battery pales in comparison to the shitstorm that is production, possession, and distribution of child pornography.
So, yeah, senior classmate would lose that case.
In light of this incident, the students were alerted to the fact that senior classmate is going to prison for this stunt, keeping those photos is a crime, and that just because dogs can tell that a pile of ash used to be photo paper, doesn't mean they can tell what was on the paper. Hint hint.
It ended with Chibi-Usa cheering up Hotaru by reminding her that today is Saturday. The second Saturday of the month. That means game night. And we're running Vampire: The Masquerade.
... I blame that last part on Shadowjack.
Reasoning behind Stars Spoiler: Pluto, somehow, convinced the Japanese government to give herself, and two, at the time, sixteen-year-old open lesbians full legal custody of a little girl. This, despite:
1) None of them being married.
2) Japan being less than fond of non-traditional family structures (like, say, ones with three parents, all of whom are women).
3) The majority of first world governments being unwilling to trust teenagers with children for longer than a week, and usually not even that.
I'm pretty sure Ami convinced the rest of the Inners to make Pluto their lawyer as soon as she realized this. /End Reasoning behind Stars Spoiler
Things got weird after I threw in some light bondage, because that's when one of Hotaru's senior classmates took several photos with neither the lovers' knowledge, nor consent. So Hotaru went to school the next day, saw a few copies of these photos, heard the culprit bragging about how she got them, and proceeded to demonstrate how not happy she was with a punch to the face, for starters.
This occurred just in time for a member of the faculty to come around the corner, and be utterly shocked that Hotaru, who is usually no trouble at all, is beating the everloving crap out of her senpai. Of course, he let her off easy when he found out why she was doing it, because really: unprovoked assault is one thing, assault in light of the revelation that one has unwittingly and involuntarily become a child porn star is another. Senior classmate was sent to the headmaster's office while the faculty tried to figure out how to handle this.
The senior classmate is advised against pressing charges, because:
1) Stars Spoiler: Hotaru's Setsuna-mama is the best damn lawyer in the history of law.
2) In balance, assault and battery pales in comparison to the shitstorm that is production, possession, and distribution of child pornography.
So, yeah, senior classmate would lose that case.
In light of this incident, the students were alerted to the fact that senior classmate is going to prison for this stunt, keeping those photos is a crime, and that just because dogs can tell that a pile of ash used to be photo paper, doesn't mean they can tell what was on the paper. Hint hint.
It ended with Chibi-Usa cheering up Hotaru by reminding her that today is Saturday. The second Saturday of the month. That means game night. And we're running Vampire: The Masquerade.
... I blame that last part on Shadowjack.
Reasoning behind Stars Spoiler: Pluto, somehow, convinced the Japanese government to give herself, and two, at the time, sixteen-year-old open lesbians full legal custody of a little girl. This, despite:
1) None of them being married.
2) Japan being less than fond of non-traditional family structures (like, say, ones with three parents, all of whom are women).
3) The majority of first world governments being unwilling to trust teenagers with children for longer than a week, and usually not even that.
I'm pretty sure Ami convinced the rest of the Inners to make Pluto their lawyer as soon as she realized this. /End Reasoning behind Stars Spoiler
